Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dick very happy bro
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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