Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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