I got chris browned last night
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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