Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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