When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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