The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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