So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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