Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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