He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it's great music for shaving your balls
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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