if you like me you must not know who I am
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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