I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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