i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
