Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Someone came in the potted fern
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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