it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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