if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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