sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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