I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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