woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Terrible idea I love it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
