When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
