is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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