I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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