So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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