Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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