she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
