would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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