hotel room ftw
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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