I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
