The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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