We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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