Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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