im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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