So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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