i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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