I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
