i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
high people should be assigned attendants
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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