So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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