I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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