I love black thongs
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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