I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
