maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you bring me the toilet please
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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