My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do vagina's smell?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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