Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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