And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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