is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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