i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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