she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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