Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
