when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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