everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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