So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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