ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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